A better word ...

[Aaron Stern]

After running into trouble for using four words (one of them for "having sex") in the German section
that I didn't know are vulgar and inappropriate, I wrote on January 23 of this year in the "What is Your Most Embarrassing Nude Moment"-thread,

I did some homework on this subject and decided not to go into any detail out of fear to be
kicked out of YNAI, because all further explanation would require a word-by-word list of
terms many here would definitely regard as inappropriate. Bottom line is that Delta was
right claiming that some words (four in all) I had used in the German forum are in fact vulgar, as described in two German-English dictionaries I just now used for the first time. All four words
I had learned from my grandma, and I had no doubt they were part of everyday language. I
never meant to use words that are vulgar and derogative, it's just not my style (On the other
hand, I don't want to blame my grandma for anything here either; it's possible that she herself is
convinced those four words are o.k. in German, after all, she was born and raised in Germany).
What's interesting to me was that obviously there is no "middle field" between "scientific
(physician) speak" and vulgar language, i.e. everyday words that aren't vulgar or demeaning.
I hope I'm making some sense here. Aaron

Well, I did even more homework, looking for terms "enlightened" nudies can use without feeling
ashamed, terms that are neither clinical and "physician speak" nor rude, vulgar and low-life
gutter talk. And my mom who is a gynaecologist and a dyed-in-the-wool nudie always encouraged us
not to avoid this subject, because "to suppress this topic makes people sick in the long run, and it's unbecoming a genuine nudie" (her words). So yesterday, when my girlfriend and I went to Abercrombie and Fitch to buy our spring outfits  , all of a sudden I said, "Jennifer, let's go home and fitch!" She immediately knew what I was talking about and we started laughing, and on the way out, she told the A&F Mooseboy (greeter), "Pretty soon I'm going to get fitched!", but, of course, he didn't have a clue what she was referring to, and just shouted, "Abercrombie and Fitch!", and we had the best laugh since the Ides of March; so do you think our "f"-word sounds better than "the f-word"? What do you suggest? Aaron

[Brandon]

I like it!

I lean toward clinical terms most of the time, but creativity keeps the language alive.

[Toffer]

Sara, would you like to go have intercourse?  Doesn't sound quite right.  Sara, would you like to go have a fuck?  This reminds me of that post about the origins of the word fuck and how it is used.  Hilarious.  I say fuck and I don't know many ppl who are offended by it.  It doesn't mean something nasty at least to me. 
Chris

[Delta]

I like that word...

[xgsft]

Sara, would you like to go have intercourse?  Doesn't sound quite right.  Sara, would you like to go have a fuck?  This reminds me of that post about the origins of the word fuck and how it is used.  Hilarious.  I say fuck and I don't know many ppl who are offended by it.  It doesn't mean something nasty at least to me. 
Chris

I dunno, the general responce is funnier when you tell someone to go intercourse themselves.   

[Aaron Stern]

And then there's always the alternative of making your own last name into a verb, like, "I'd love to
stern you!" - well, sounds a little weird to me  ,  ! Aaron

[ChristineF]

And then there's always the alternative of making your own last name into a verb, like, "I'd love to
stern you!" - well, sounds a little weird to me  ,  ! Aaron

oh my gawd.... I just did that with my last name and I agree....
it's way too weird for me

For obvious reasons I'm not actually gonna put my last name here in the post (I know everyone will understand). It does start with an "F" though, so I'm sure you can imagine where that could go.....

[ComputationJason]

The funny thing about the word "intercourse" is that it originally meant some form of conversation or sharing.  "Sexual intercourse" was sharing of a sexual nature.  Of course, language changes, and people typically only use "intercourse" to refer to sexual intercourse.

A couple hundred years ago, to "make pleasant intercourse" meant something entirely different than it would now.

[xgsft]

A couple hundred years ago, to "make pleasant intercourse" meant something entirely different than it would now.

 

[Achmed The Nudist]

I have always been a fan of 'copulate'....

[Danee]

I have always been a fan of 'copulate'....

Yes, we have seen the Egyptian ancient writings of erotic nature your ancestors did Doodles! 

Copulation in Ancient Egypt, a study of fun and games in the time of King Tut, by Doodles of Y. 

[Delta]

And then there's always the alternative of making your own last name into a verb, like, "I'd love to
stern you!" - well, sounds a little weird to me  ,  ! Aaron

oh my gawd.... I just did that with my last name and I agree....
it's way too weird for me

For obvious reasons I'm not actually gonna put my last name here in the post (I know everyone will understand). It does start with an "F" though, so I'm sure you can imagine where that could go.....

Your name is not "Christine F*ck", or is it? I suppose I better stop thinking about that before it really gets offensive...

[ChristineF]

Your name is not "Christine F*ck", or is it? I suppose I better stop thinking about that before it really gets offensive...

What the he** do you think???? I think it already got offensive with that "or is it?" comment of yours. Sorry for just joking around a little.

[Bobbert]

I know some people with the last name "Craps."  It really wouldn't work for a verb.

[Delta]

Your name is not "Christine F*ck", or is it? I suppose I better stop thinking about that before it really gets offensive...

What the he** do you think???? I think it already got offensive with that "or is it?" comment of yours. Sorry for just joking around a little.

There are actually people with that name (withot the asterisk, though).
http://echtenamen.de/kategorie.php4?id=19
It is a German site, but still there are some weird things anyone can understand.

I am sorry if I have been offending you, but your "so I'm sure you can imagine where that could go..... " was just too tempting.