Yeah reading into what women say is like trying to translate hieroglyphs without the Rosetta Stone...you may think you know what it means, but you really don't have a clue.
-Felix
Something along the lines of "Does my bum (fanny to you Yanks) look big in this?", the question to which there is no right answer, or, "Does this colour suit me?" which again, is awash with pitfalls for any male on the receiving end of it.
Even when a girl makes a simple statement (I can feel Sara breathing down my neck, rolling pin in hand, leading a posse....!

), more often than not, it's not what she says that matters ...... What's that book, Men Are From Mars, or something like that? Amy, help me out, please! The cynic will now

.
Oh, & good advice from William earlier.
DGC