Why doesn't she just go naked?

[A. Londoner]

Loads of celebs wear dresses as goo as bearing all, why don\'t they just strip it all off?

This is a prime example

[tehgeek]

Funny you should use MJH as an example.

Sabrina Star\'s Naked Ambition
14 June 2000 (WENN)
Sexy actress Melissa Joan Hart likes to strip and \"run around naked\" whenever she can. And the 23-year-old Sabrina the Teenage Witch star has even pledged to defy TV management by posing naked for Playboy magazine in the future. Bosses of the Sabrina show banned Melissa from stripping for the magazine but the blonde babe says, \"If they could promise me it wasn\'t a camera-between- my-knees kind of shot, I would do it. \"I would do topless. I think it\'s empowering. Though if my mom had a real problem with it, I\'d have to say no... but I don\'t think she would.\" Melissa, who recently starred in Drive Me Crazy (1999), confessed to Sky Magazine, \"I like to be as naked as possible. My friends call me Teensy, after a character in a book - Diving Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood - who\'s always running around naked.\" Melissa\'s best friend Lindsay Sloane, who plays Balerie Birckhead in Sabrina, adds, \"If there is a time when Melissa can be naked, she definitely is. She\'s such an exhibitionist. She\'s very proud of her butt.\"


I think the famous MTV awards \"dress\" that Rose McGowan wore is closer to nude than anyone has ever or will ever go. I\'m not sure if its ok to post a pic here so I\'ll leave it up to you to seek out.

[Aymz]

i think that one day someone probably will!

although, it\'s kind of to do with the fact that nakedness isn\'t actually very sexy, whereas skimpy or revealling clothing actually attracts more attention because it\'s titilating and teases people with what can\'t be seen as well as what can.

[Achmed The Nudist]

You want a better example of a ridiculously exposing ensemble? Look no further than Rose McGowan.
In 1998 she shocked the media when she showed up at the MTV video music awards in this dress:





As if dating Manson wasn\'t shocking enough.

[Noodie]

i think that one day someone probably will!

although, it\'s kind of to do with the fact that nakedness isn\'t actually very sexy, whereas skimpy or revealling clothing actually attracts more attention because it\'s titilating and teases people with what can\'t be seen as well as what can.

Yup, I\'m sure a designer will manage to pull off an \"Emperor’s New Clothes\" deal at some point. I could see an actress turning up to a premiere or awards ceremony wearing just the label...  

Anyway, I think that those outfits serve two purposes really. They obviously do draw attention, much more so than complete nudity would. I\'m sure there\'d be much initial excitement and whirring of cameras, but people would soon get fed up with it. I mean, if everyone turned up naked, they\'d all be wearing the same dress! (Shock horror, that\'d never do!)

Secondly, they allow the wearer to show how fabulously wealthy she is and to boast about being best friends with the designer. Half a sqaure inch of mesh doesn\'t come cheap, it seems!

If they all went naked, I’m sure they’d still have to accessorise too. With the “most shocking dress” competition eliminated, they’d move on to “most interesting handbag” and “most bizarre hair”. Or something of that ilk…  :----

[Noodie]

And if I wanna accessorise I will put on my socks with candycanes all over them thanx very much. lol

 :22

Hmmm, now that\'s sure to attract attention!  :grin:

[Toffer]

:22

Hmmm, now that\'s sure to attract attention!  :grin:

Umm..yah. Bigtime.  :565

[tehgeek]

Yep, that was the \"dress\" I was refering to. I\'m not sure MTV would let someone out of the limo in that outfit these days.

[avion321]

Now that little tiny thing that she was wearing how much do you think it cost???  If she wanted to show skin she could have gone naked and donated the money that the dress (if you can call it that, or what ever it is) to a chairty.

[Achmed The Nudist]

We forgot to mention Jodie Marsh. Our English friends should be more familiar with the Page 3 girl.





I don\'t know if this counts as a dress.

[nottsnude]

i remember that now :---- that was the 3 belts outfit but im sure someone bettered it with a 2 belts one pretty soon after. Damn my aging noggin :ppp

Notts.

[goofybananna]

The clothes in the western world have gone to such an extreme that as long as its tubular and it covers up the pussy, its a dress (even if it doesnt cover up its still a dress)