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« on: December 08, 2005, 08:48:48 PM » |
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Well, I closed on that 5.5 acre tract with the houses, bunkhouses, etc. So, in an effort to get it ready for me to move in, I went in with my chainsaw and went to town. Figuring it is private, I got in, blocked the entrance with my vehicle (to prevent people from coming in) and stripped off naked, and went off with my 65cc chainsaw.
Lessons learned:
- Brazilian pepper tree sap is irritating.
- Everywhere on your bareskin that chips from the pepper trees touch, will itch badly.
- Check for red-ant nests under vegetative matter before you step in them
- Though the 20 foot tall levee running up one side of the propery is locked off and can only be driven on by authorized persons, there is still a chance that someone will drive up it.
- People who drive up the levee will look at you strange if your weilding a huge chainsaw in the nude, with just shoes on.
- Do not forget the laws of gravity while sawing large branches over your head.
- After forgetting the laws of gravity, do not step on your glasses which were knocked off your face when you forgot the law of gravity.
Needless to say, it could have been a better time, but the weather for it is just phenominal. 75 degrees, full sun out, slight breeze. So nice that I am taking tomorrow off so I can go out and tan.
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Toffer
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« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2005, 09:11:48 PM » |
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Well, I closed on that 5.5 acre tract with the houses, bunkhouses, etc. So, in an effort to get it ready for me to move in, I went in with my chainsaw and went to town. Figuring it is private, I got in, blocked the entrance with my vehicle (to prevent people from coming in) and stripped off naked, and went off with my 65cc chainsaw.
Lessons learned:
- Brazilian pepper tree sap is irritating.
- Everywhere on your bareskin that chips from the pepper trees touch, will itch badly.
- Check for red-ant nests under vegetative matter before you step in them
- Though the 20 foot tall levee running up one side of the propery is locked off and can only be driven on by authorized persons, there is still a chance that someone will drive up it.
- People who drive up the levee will look at you strange if your weilding a huge chainsaw in the nude, with just shoes on.
- Do not forget the laws of gravity while sawing large branches over your head.
- After forgetting the laws of gravity, do not step on your glasses which were knocked off your face when you forgot the law of gravity.
Needless to say, it could have been a better time, but the weather for it is just phenominal. 75 degrees, full sun out, slight breeze. So nice that I am taking tomorrow off so I can go out and tan. Hey. It\'s 75° there? Its like not above 60° over here and it rained all day and the sun never came out i dont think. Its nasty sorta. -Chris |
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DougGCampbell
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« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2005, 12:02:45 AM » |
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Well, I closed on that 5.5 acre tract with the houses, bunkhouses, etc. So, in an effort to get it ready for me to move in, I went in with my chainsaw and went to town. Figuring it is private, I got in, blocked the entrance with my vehicle (to prevent people from coming in) and stripped off naked, and went off with my 65cc chainsaw.
Lessons learned:
- Brazilian pepper tree sap is irritating.
- Everywhere on your bareskin that chips from the pepper trees touch, will itch badly.
- Check for red-ant nests under vegetative matter before you step in them
- Though the 20 foot tall levee running up one side of the propery is locked off and can only be driven on by authorized persons, there is still a chance that someone will drive up it.
- People who drive up the levee will look at you strange if your weilding a huge chainsaw in the nude, with just shoes on.
- Do not forget the laws of gravity while sawing large branches over your head.
- After forgetting the laws of gravity, do not step on your glasses which were knocked off your face when you forgot the law of gravity.
Needless to say, it could have been a better time, but the weather for it is just phenominal. 75 degrees, full sun out, slight breeze. So nice that I am taking tomorrow off so I can go out and tan. So, to sum up, \'Zilla, it was Nature 1, GZ 0? Ach well, there\'s always the rematch! From what Chris says, he\'s missing the sun. Maybe you could get him & your son down over the weekend to help do some clearing of the grounds & they can catch up on ..... surfing, the Cove, \'chicks\' & whatever else springs to mind :wink: When do you aim to have the place up & running for? I\'m guessing sometime next year, late spring or maybe even for Spring break (whenever that is)? Good luck, if I were only a bit closer to lend a hand ........ DGC |
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nakedbryn
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« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2005, 01:27:03 AM » |
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dude,
remember what i said about coming over...!!!
i;d love to help out
b
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Godzilla
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« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2005, 01:37:43 AM » |
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Yeah, I need to get it so you actually would have somewhere to stay first, today was the initial \"clear the roadway\" run.
I will post updates as Zilla\'s Nudeyland gets done.
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Godzilla
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« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2005, 05:35:52 AM » |
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Only if I have my nuts near my face. :|
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« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2005, 12:13:02 PM » |
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Only if I have my nuts near my face. :| Now thats a vision for an early Friday morning! Nuts Near the FaceA short story by GZee. :lol: |
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Godzilla
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« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2005, 03:37:29 PM » |
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Better near the face than across the nose I guess. :lol:
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BeNdY
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« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2005, 11:31:17 PM » |
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Only if I have my nuts near my face. :| Now thats a vision for an early Friday morning! Nuts Near the FaceA short story by GZee. :lol: roflmao!!! I don\'t think I\'m going to shake this mental image any time soon. |
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Dario Western
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« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2005, 09:14:08 PM » |
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From the Cybernude list of things *NOT* to do nude:
Aircraft Maintenance
Arrive at work late
Attend PTA meetings
BBQ sizzling meat
Baseball
Beekeeping
Blacksmithing
Boxing
Break dance
Bull riding
Carry an angry cat
Chain Sawing
Chemistry
Chop firewood
Chopping and logging X-mas trees
Clean the BBQ grill using hot water
Clean up radioactive waste
Climb a Hawthorne Tree
Climb a Picket Fence
Coal mining
Drive during rush hour
Drivethrough Fast Food
Feeding geese
Fencing
File for Divorce
Fill a propane tank (very cold)
Firefighting
Fly fishing on a windy day
Fry bacon
Frying Food
Glass Cutting
Glassblowing
Grind Fiberglass
Ice Fishing
Ice Hockey
Install Insulation
Iron Ore Smelting
Learn to ride a bike
Learn to rollerblade
Make a snow angel
Metal Fabrication
Motorcycle Racing
Paint the pool with oil based paint
Paintball
Participating in Combat
Pick up frightened kitten
Pickup the kids at daycare
Play leap frog
Play with fireworks
Remove a hornet`s nest
Roof Repair
Roofing with hot tar
Run for office
Sandblasting
Shovel snow
Sit on an ant hill
Sit on hot vinyl car seats
Slide down a hot slide
Slide down an unfinished banister
Slide into homeplate!
Snowball Fights
Snowmobiling
Steam Fitting
String barbwire
Sumo wrestling
Take the SAT\'s
Tear out Poison Ivy
Train an attack dog
Trim the hedges
Visit City Hall
Weed Whacking
Welding, cutting, or burning
Work around a grill
Working with dry ice
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Love allows us to stand naked, fear wraps our bodies in clothing' - Neale Donald Walsch (Conversations With God 1)
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« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2005, 09:16:28 PM » |
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Heck, I have broken a few of those ones myself. Using the chainsaw wasnt and isnt an issue, it was more the type of tree I was butchering.
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« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2005, 01:17:35 AM » |
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Sorry Dario but I have to disagree with at least 6 on your list  . The snow related ones; being nude in the snow for short spells is a blast & if shovelling it, at least you don\'t feel all clammy the more you shovel. As for snow angels ...  you have to be nude to make them realisticArriving at work late .. perfect excuse for showing up nude, because you slept in, what an opportunity squandered :cry: Drive during rush hour ... or any other hour for that matter! (not applicable for you girls .. but if it was, bet road rage incidentsw would dramatically reduce  ) Play leap frog ..... I\'m not saying any more than, obviously, it\'s a game best played with womeone of the opposite sex :lol: I\'m sure others on here will be able to improve on my 6 ... so far. DGC |
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« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2005, 08:10:03 AM » |
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Ummm Doug generally speaking if theres snow on the ground then its a tad cold to be out without at least some elemental protection. Frostbite would be unimaginable in a few areas I could think of.
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« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2006, 01:08:13 AM » |
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:lol: Well....where to start. The images in my head are just, how to put it.....um, I don\'t know....STUCK!!!
YIKES! Yet funny....
Good to see all of the humor. Brings out the healthy laugh in all of us!!!
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« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2006, 05:26:23 AM » |
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I would have to agree with dario\'s list from cybernude. Using a chainsaw in the nude isn\'t a really good idea.
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