Nude magician

[greymutt]

I\'ve just remembered the other thing that woman did in the show I saw her in.
Later on she comes out in full Spanish dress with a guitar and in very broken English tried to teach us a Spanish song.

I don\'t know the name I\'m afraid, but it\'s the one that gets used for footbal chants a lot (\"One David Beckham.  There\'s only one David Beckham.  One David Beeeeckham.  There\'s only one David Beckham.... etc etc\")  Do you know the one I mean?  I speak no Spanish but it\'s something like \'Juan Conamira\'

Anyway she tries teaching us that in Spanish fairly unsuccessfully before breaking out of character and revealing she\'s actually from Croyden.  She then goes on to lead in a singalong of the song in English with words that sound very similar to the Spanish.
\"W*nk on a mirror.  I want to w*nk on a mirror....\"

Classy chick.
 

[saralee]

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I think the song is called Guantanamera.

That was a good trick - and all that with one red handkerchief!

[saralee]

Incidentally, she\'s from sunny Sarf London and has an interesting website here: http://www.ursulamartinez.com/#

She seems to be quite a versatile performer, and nudity is only involved in a few of her various projects. She seems like a rwally talented woman, and it\'s great to see a 40 year old so confident in her body instead of another page 3 bimbo!