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« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2009, 06:41:49 PM » |
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« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2009, 02:52:33 AM » |
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« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2009, 11:10:25 AM » |
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« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2009, 05:38:59 AM » |
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you have to travel for work and realize it's not as glamorous as you thought it was.......
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« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2009, 04:46:34 PM » |
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you have to travel for work and realize it's not as glamorous as you thought it was.......
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« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2009, 06:22:34 PM » |
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you have to travel for work and realize it's not as glamorous as you thought it was.......
I used to travel all the time for work. I HATE airports and living out of a suitcase I'm supposed to pick up my new (very old  ) cello in New York next week. United will charge $200 for an oversized piece of luggage  ! I'm paying a fortune for this trip, but the owners of the cello refuse to FEDEX it to me and insisted on handing it over to me in person. So yep, it's all fun and games until the credit card statement is in  . Aaron |
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« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2009, 01:29:51 AM » |
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you have to travel for work and realize it's not as glamorous as you thought it was.......
I used to travel all the time for work. I HATE airports and living out of a suitcase Couldn't agree more..... and I just found out today that I have to be out here for TWO weeks instead of one week....... I'd punch a friggen wall or something but I'm too exhausted......  |
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« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2009, 01:40:44 AM » |
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« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2009, 01:45:17 AM » |
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« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2009, 04:56:15 AM » |
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... the model realizes they don't need to be naked for headshots You mean that photographer lied to me???????????  |
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« Reply #26 on: June 02, 2009, 05:22:06 PM » |
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... you get old:
- Jacob, age 90, and Ruth, age 89, live in Florida and are all excited
about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the
wedding, and on the way they pass a Drugstore. Jacob suggests they go
in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Parmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds"
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry." - Aaron
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